How to get great Medical Care in America

There are several ways to get great medical care in the USA. And I’m going to look at each one that I can think of and hope you’ll add any I miss. This could prove to be an “affordable way to get health care” guide for anyone willing to go above and beyond to do so without flying to a foreign country, or seeking political asylum outside the borders of this once great nation.

The first way to get the best medical care that money can buy is to become super rich (okay not so easy in an emergency situation, but start early with this one). There are many ways to do this that the average American might not think of, such as the Gates Way. This is when you find a competitor who has invented a product you want to call your own. What you do is simple. You get your hands on a copy of their patents, and then you doctor them up with tiny differences and file them as your own.

In the meantime, while the original owner attempts to regain what was rightfully his by battling in the courts using legal means to do so, you do a one-upmanship thing by gathering together enough capital from family and friends to begin production of the product you’ve doctored. Don’t worry about little things like it never working as you promote that it will. Once you’ve become the dominant player, everyone who bought your product will be unable to change to the one that works properly now being manufactured by the guy who actually owned the good patents in the beginning, because you‘re the best promo man in town and like the court jester, can fool any sucker into believing you’re the guy to follow.

This can be applied to many different applications for success in this type enterprise. But there are also other ways to get rich, including real estate and investment as long as you do it the right way. This means don’t do what brokers recommend, but follow the lead of men and woman who are already successful (no, not the ones hyping get rich quick schemes on late night TV or internet pop-ups). Buy and sell often at small or large profits, and whenever you’re in doubt of outcome, take all your money out and invest it in something like gold, or oil. If the market you are investing in shows signs of crashing, remember 2000, don’t hesitate to get out.

You can also buy a truckload of Chinese junk like jewelry and other trinkets no one in their right mind would want to own, and sell that at a reasonable mark-up at a local flea market. Everyone who traipses through a flea market wants to spend money, but not a lot. So you sell the junk you bought at a penny each for one dollar each. At a good flea market, you can earn about $20,000.00 per weekend.

The second way to get great medical care is to get elected to political office. You knew this already didn’t you? But I’m not just talking about the US Senate, or House of Representatives. Try winning at the state level, the county level, even some local office holders have got the type of medical care we‘re discussing. And for the winner it’s free.

The third way to get free, and in many cases great, medical care is to commit a crime and get convicted. This should be self-explanatory.

The fourth way to get great medical care is to become an illegal alien. Again you knew I’d get to this one too, didn’t you? But first, if you’re a US citizen, you have to give that up, and then sneak across the border, run into the nearest hospital emergency room and bingo, you’ve got it dealt with.

The fifth way is to travel abroad and get ill while in a foreign country. It’s okay if you were ill before leaving home, just make sure you don’t get detected at customs. Wait two or three days after you arrive at your destination, and then seek medical care.